Collection: The Jolliest Bunch of Assholes Collection
Christmas classics, questionable decisions, and enough holiday dysfunction to make Clark Griswold look emotionally stable.
Welcome to the Christmas collection nobody asked for, but every smartass on the jobsite deserves.
We’re talking cotton-headed ninny mugging, major awards, syrup addictions, questionable electrical work, and one unfortunate pussy who got a little too lit.
Inspired by the Christmas movies we grew up quoting, this collection bring together ten nostalgic prints with enough holiday chaos to make you want to spike the eggnog and call in sick until January.
Each DragCaps wilding cap is handmade with the same badass quality you’ve come to expect, just dressed up for the most dysfunctional time of the year.
So grab your moose mug, hide the BB gun, and try not to electrocuted the family cat.
Merry Christmas, assholes. The Shitter’s full and so is your foreman’s patience.
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Little Debbie Does Christmas
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Holiday ClusterFuck
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Hap-Hap-Happy My Ass
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Nice Leg, Shame About the Package.
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Pink Fluffy Bullshit
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Cotton-Headed MotherFucker
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Syrup Slut
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Sitting on a Throne of Bullshit
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Pussy Got Lit
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Shoot Your Shot, Dumbass
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